Author: Carrie

  • Nokia’s Lumia 920 is lovely, so I’ll buy an iPhone 5

    Me on Techradar:

    This week, Nokia did half an Apple: it made me look at my current phone and think “hmm, it’s getting on a bit. Time for a new one”. But it didn’t do the other half, which is to actually close the sale: where Apple goes “Boom! This date! This price!” Nokia said “Hmmm! Not sure! We’ll get back to you!”

    The Lumia 920 is a really impressive and attractive phone, and if it had launched this week I may well have ordered one – not least because it’s bound to work out much, much cheaper on contract than an iPhone 5. But Apple’s powers are strong, and it’s going to be hard to resist the lure of a better iPhone.

  • Bye bye PC Plus and What Laptop, Tablet and Smartphone

    The closure of any magazine is a sad event, but I’m particularly sad to see the end of PC Plus and What Laptop, Tablet and Smartphone, and not just because they both paid me to write things. What Laptop was a great consumer champion, cutting through the bullshit to tell you what kit was worth your hard-earned cash and where you should go to get it, and PC Plus was a genuine joy to write for – not least because when I was first published in a magazine, something that as you might imagine I was absolutely overjoyed about, my extremely unimpressed and snooty colleague said “well, yeah, but it’s hardly PC Plus, is it?” Every successive PC Plus byline – and over ten years, there were quite a few – made me remember that and smirk.

    Both magazines are going to the great newsagent in the sky after their next issues, and it’s a shame: they were good magazines written, edited and designed by some of the nicest people you could ever hope to work for. The teams, I’m told, will be okay, taking their talents to other fine titles, and I hope there are many happy times ahead for them all.

    If you ever read my stuff in either magazine – or better still, if you ever read and enjoyed my stuff in either magazine – I’m very grateful for your attention.

  • Why you can’t trust user reviews: sock puppets don’t just review books

    Me, going on about the evils of the internet again…

    A big scandal’s kicked off in the world of books: big-name authors RJ Ellory and Stephen Leather have been writing fake reviews on the internet, bigging up their own titles and damning their rivals’ books.

    They’re not the only ones – John Locke appears to have forgotten to mention “paying for hundreds of fake reviews” in his “how I sold lots of ebooks” guide – and if you think it only happens with books I’ve got a bridge I’d like to sell you.

    Online reviews are utterly broken.

     

  • More on crapware

    Me, on Techradar, writing about OEM software:

    Imagine. You’ve saved up for years, and at last you can afford the car of your dreams.

    You’ve done your homework, chosen the best specs, picked the best colour combinations and haggled for the best deal.

    It’s tasteful. Subtle. Classy. And when you turn up to collect it there are plastic eyelashes on the headlights, green fur covers on the seat and LOOK AT ME I AMS FAST down the side in luminous green letters.

     

  • “No-one cares just because you’ve made something new”

    An excellent post about apps, but it’s really about any kind of digital content.

    Making any digital product is actually about making two products:

    1.         The product itself.
    2.         The reason anyone should care about (1).

    Because no-one cares. Of course, no-one cares. There’s too much stuff, so no-one cares just because you’ve made something new.

  • Steve-E and other movies

    I love it when a daft idea turns into something good: with two Steve Jobs biopics in production, I wondered what sort of films other directors would make about the late Mr Jobs. After some spirited discussions we came up with a shortlist – Michael Bay, David Fincher, John Lasseter, the Coen Brothers and Norah Ephron – and I got to have some fun with the pitches. The result is Steve Jobs: The Movie, in the new issue of MacFormat. I love the illustrations, although it’s a shame my ending for Steve-E has been tweaked a bit: inevitably, that was the bit of the article I liked the best.

    That’s today’s top writing tip: don’t get too precious about your work, because the bits you like best are always cut first.

     

  • The perils of free smartphone and tablet games

    One of my MacFormat columns has made its way online:

    The problem with kids is that the very things that make them so sweet – their complete trust in grown-ups, their utter lack of cynicism and their lack of impulse control – make them very easy to exploit. And that’s exactly what many app developers are trying to do.

    …the App Store is packed with apps whose entire purpose is to trigger in-app purchases, whether that’s paid-for apps or expensive in-app fripperies.

    I have a particular hatred of Outfit7’s talking characters, whose apps’ screens are minefields of “buy things!” buttons, but the nadir is probably Beeline Interactive’s Smurfs’ Village, a free app that includes in-app purchases such as a “wagon of smurfberries” for just £69.99.

    How do they sleep?

    It’s not a problem for me today, mind you: an accident involving a leaky water pistol has killed my iPhone. You don’t realise how much you use your smartphone until you can’t.

  • You are the hero

    I loved Fighting Fantasy books as a kid, and this wonderful MetaFilter post collates all the FF goodness you could possibly want from the internet.

    Meanwhile, this hilarious Tumblr collates many of the ways choose-your-own-adventures could end.

  • Digg-ing a hole

    Digg, the social news site formerly valued at around $200 million, was sold this week for a paltry $500,000. It’s been a long time coming, as I wrote in .net last year:

    There’s an old saying about websites: if you can’t work out what product the site is selling, then the product is probably you. It’s something website users often forget, which perhaps explains how people can get so angry when you slightly change a logo or layout. “This site, for which I pay nothing, has changed very slightly! I’m angry and demand compensation!”

    It can be a pain dealing with such complaints, but it turns out that the alternative is even worse. If you make it too obvious that the punters are your product, that they’re the computerised cows in your online abattoir, they tend to stop mooing and start moving. If enough of them escape, they can bring your entire business crashing down.

    Just ask Digg.

  • Word magazine is dead, and Q’s gone a funny colour. If you love a mag, subscribe

    A nice piece in The Atlantic on the demise of the much-loved Word magazine:

    But the recently announced demise of The Word, a nine-year-old British rock monthly, hurts more than most. The Word did something that seems beyond most of its competitors now: It breathed. Even at its most list-tacular, there was nothing assembly-line about it. When it puts out its final issue this week, the best music magazine anybody published in the last decade will be officially dead.

    If you’re looking for intelligent life on planet rock, many Word contributors now write for the revamped Q magazine, but it isn’t looking too clever: the current issue has a subscription deal offering 12 issues for just £12, which to me looks like a panicky move to protect a magazine on life support. If you haven’t seen Q recently it’s well worth your time, and at £12 for a year it’s a steal.

    Of course, the problems don’t just affect music magazine: the internet, the economy… you know the score. More than ever before, subscribing to the magazines you love isn’t just about saving money; it’s about ensuring that they can continue to delight you month after month – and these days subs can be for digital issues as well as, or instead of, dead-tree ones.

    Here are a few links to some of my favourites:

    .net  |  PC Plus |  MacFormat  |  What Laptop, Tablet and Smartphone  |  Tap!  |  Edge  |  Private Eye

    (Those subscription links aren’t an affiliate thing; I’m not getting any cash if you take out a sub to anything)Â