Carlsberg don’t make tweets that wind up the Daily Mail, but if they did…

This made me smile.

Scotland’s first trampoline-based gay speed dating event is coming to Glasgow this Hogmanay. https://t.co/UW97rNOFxD pic.twitter.com/EaTllpLRpg

— LGBT Scotland 🏳️‍🌈 🎁🎅🤶🎄 (@lgbtscot) December 3, 2018

What a glorious phrase: trampoline-based gay speed dating.