As unhappy as a man with two dicks

Diphallus. Eek!

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

[Reuters, via MetaFilter]






0 responses to “As unhappy as a man with two dicks”

  1. He should sell it to a transsexual.

  2. shaun

    I have to say, I think I’d be rather pleased with having two willies, not least because a threesome would be less exhausting. And think of the money you could make from a career in the porn industry!

    Can he wee out of both, I wonder? And will they go hard at the same time? Can he pick things up off the table without using his hands? Will his tailor have to make special trousers simply because he dresses to the left AND the right?

    I’m not making fun of this. I’m genuinely curious, though I admit I’m bordering on the flippant side. Thanks for waking my brain up this morning, Gary!

  3. Gary

    I did wonder if he could keep the second one as a spare. You never know when that might prove useful.

  4. i bet he would pass out though if he got a hard on because of lack of blood.

  5. I’ve always wondered about a man with two penises. Wow. That is so amazing. Now I am curious about how does one urinate and ejaculate with two penises. Can one penis be impotent while the other stiffens. Wow.