Can former online bad boys go straight and not just survive, but thrive? The odds aren’t particularly good.

When the Pirate Bay announced its plans to go legit, a strange sound filled TechRadar Towers: “here we go again,” we sighed in unison.

Over the years all kinds of tech terrors have gone straight, and the stories rarely have happy endings.

So can internet baddies become goodies and not just survive, but thrive? Come with us as we discover what happened to some of the net’s most notorious sites and services.

You’ll recognise some of the names, I’m sure, but there might be at least one surprise in there.

MetaFilter is ten today. Hurrah!

When you spend as much time online as we do it’s hard to believe that the internet isn’t entirely populated by loons, goons, spammers, scammers and people who shouldn’t be given crayons, let alone an internet connection.

Thank God, then, for MetaFilter.

MetaFilter is ten today. That means it’s spent ten years being our happy place, the site we go to when the sheer idiocy of most of the online world gets us down.

A Google operating system? Yep:

Somewhere in America, Steve Ballmer is chucking chairs and bellowing the C-word: Chrome.

Chrome is no longer just a browser: it’s a heat-seeking missile heading straight for Microsoft’s core business. If it’s good, it could transform the PC industry; even if it’s just Quite Good, it’s going to be bad news for Windows.

No matter how it pans it, it’s fantastic news for lawyers.

It won’t be the internet: it’ll be the Googlenet.

Does anybody think the EU and US competition watchdogs will be fine with that?

Sony said netbooks were rubbish. Sony’s changed its mind.

Ah, Sony, Sony, Sony. Just last year your VP of IT products mocked netbooks, describing them as “a race to the bottom”. So what do we have here? My goodness! It’s a netbook!

Two more things on Techradar. First, the Pirate Bay is going legit. That’ll be the end of it, then:

Will The Pirate Bay continue? Of course – but it’ll continue in the same way Napster continues, the old logo and brand name attached to something with very little relation to the original site or service. And the users? Most of them will disappear. People who want to pay for content use iTunes; people who don’t want to pay use The Pirate Bay. The “Pirate” bit is a clue.

And then, Porn 3.0. The adult industry is famous for being an early adopter of new technology, so what’s – ahem – coming soon? Article and images are safe for work, although it does mention “heating element” and “genitals” in the same sentence.

one of our mottos is “never put anything involving a heating element near your genitals”.

As more and more of my writing goes up online, that means more and more of it attracts comments – and because I’m a paid-up member of the “journalism is the start of the conversation” club, I’d like to know when somebody adds something substantial to, or spots a glaring error in, something I’ve scribbled.

Does anybody know of a good, one-stop solution to tracking comments on multiple articles? For example, on Techradar.com I can use the “most commented” thing to see the most recent/busiest comment threads, but ideally I’d like something web-based or RSS-based that would ensure I don’t miss anything.

Does such a thing exist?

Techradar, of course:

So what’s so great about the 3G S?

It’s the latest version of Apple’s much-hyped iPhone, with a faster processor, more storage, a better camera and the ability to bring your ancestors back from the dead.

Web freedom is easy to support when it doesn’t affect your bottom line…

God bless the internet. As shocking events in Iran continue to unfold, bloggers, Twitter users and social networkers are helping oppressed Iranians fight the power.

Even Google is helping… But if the bloggers were in the UK, the newspapers and tech firms wouldn’t be on their side. If there’s money to be made, new media and old media alike will happily help Goliath give David a battering.