Category: Books

Stuff I’ve read or helped to write

  • Why they come for books

    I had the great honour of delivering the closing remarks at this year’s Scottish Youth Publishers conference in Edinburgh, stepping into shoes previously worn by Denise Mina, Douglas Stuart and Nicola Sturgeon. My talk was about what I dubbed the four Ps of publishing: possibility, personality, power and people, and I’d like to share a short extract where I talk about the people removing books from libraries in the US and the people – including elected politicians and the right-wing press – wanting to do the same in the UK and in Ireland.

    [in the era of Section 28] Books about people like me, the LGBT+, were banned in school libraries and nowhere to be found in my local library. People in power genuinely believed that if they could just starve us of information, if they could remove our representation, they could stop us being ourselves. It didn’t work, of course, and it did untold damage to a generation of us. And there are moves to try and make that particularly horrible history repeat.

    Of the top 10 most banned books in the US last year, four were by and/or about LGBT+ people; the most banned, Gender Queer, was a trans memoir just like mine. 

    This is not just an American problem. Last summer, a senior girls’ school in London censored sections of Understanding The Modern World, a GCSE history resource, to remove all references to gay people in a section about the Nazis’ genocidal policies; another school, also in London, cancelled a planned visit by gay author Simon James Green on World Book Day because the event promoted a “lifestyle choice” that had “no place” in a Catholic school.

    We have US-style pressure groups here in Scotland campaigning against what they call “sickening sex lessons” in schools, lessons that dare to tell kids what the parts of their body are called; in England, the same lurid claims of “extreme” sex education are being made by elected MPs in parliament as well as in the pages of the right-wing press.

    …The Times, The Telegraph and the Daily Mail are currently campaigning against books in school libraries that mention LGBT+ people. Just two weeks ago, the Daily Mail ran a double-page spread – “Do YOU know what’s in your child’s school library?” – claiming that “violent and pornographic sex education books are available to 10-year-olds”. The accompanying photo strongly suggested that those books were two trans memoirs, Gender Queer and Beyond Magenta. 

    There’s a reason the bad guys want to ban or burn books. They don’t want us to know who we are, to know that we are not alone, to have others empathise with us.

  • Lend me your lugs

    I love audiobooks, especially ones read by the author. And it turns out I really love recording audiobooks, especially ones written by me.

    The audiobook of CKAM is making its way to your favourite audiobook providers; it’s already live on Kobo and should appear on Audible very soon too.

    In addition to the narrator (me) talking about my favourite subject (me), there’s a wee audio treat in one of the latter chapters. And you can hear me being highly amused by my own jokes throughout.

    I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed recording it.

  • I’ll go full diva any day now

    I’m excited, delighted and absolutely stunned to be nominated in the 2023 British Book Awards, aka The Nibbies, for book of the year in the Discover category. When I see the company Carrie Kills A Man is in, I can only assume that somebody has made a terrible mistake. But until that’s discovered, I’m going to become even more egotistical and insufferable than I already was.

    Crap jokes aside, I am incredibly grateful not just to team 404 Ink but to everybody who’s helped spread the word about my book. As I keep on saying, book people are the best people.

  • Knives

    I’m proud to be a contributor to the anthology How Do We Talk About Knives, which I think is going to be really interesting. There’s a free launch event for it in Edinburgh on 9 March, and if you can’t make it along it’ll be online too.

    Contemporary poets and writers in Scotland explore personal experiences (current or ancestral) around naming, name-choosing and name-changing – to be celebrated in a forthcoming anthology. The event features new work and readings from the anthology’s editors Rebecca Sharp, Marcas Mac an Tuairneir and Samina Chaudhry.

  • Twenty-eight

    I’m one of the contributors to a new book, Twenty-Eight, which looks at the impact of the hateful anti-LGBT legislation that lasted from the late 1980s until the early 2000s.

    It’s generally agreed that Section 28 was a terrible stain on our history, but what people tend to forget is that the majority supported it. As Scott Cuthbertson of LGBTI Scotland recalls:

    Not a single poll supported the repeal of Section 28. That’s because a millionaire and the media collaborated to create a moral panic. Now the vast majority of the public are horrified that they ever treated LGBT people that way.

    He notes that in 2000, the year Scotland repealed the law (England was a few years later), a poll for the Daily Mail found that 54% of respondents wanted to keep the legislation in place.

    Many of the pundits and publications that contributed to the moral panic over LGBT+ people then are doing the same now.

  • Read it in books

    I read a lot of books this year. Here are some of my favourites.

    Orpheus Builds A Girl, by Heather Parry

    This tale of a man who believes he can cheat death is gloriously gothic, beautifully written and by the final act had me reading from behind my fingers.

    I’m Glad My Mom Died, by Jennette McCurdy 

    This is as good as everybody says it is, and some bits had me jumping out of my seat in surprised horror. It’s a story of terrible things but it’s also very funny.

    Fix The System Not The Women, by Laura Bates

    Everyday Sexism founder Laura Bates’ latest is another must-read, a rallying cry for reform and likely to make you very angry.

    Surrender, by Bono

    Like the man himself this is insightful, annoying, funny, pompous and utterly charming. I’d strongly advise the audiobook version of this one, where you can hear the laugh in his voice.

    The Cruelty Is The Point, by Adam Serwer; Troll Nation, by Amanda Marcotte; American Fascism, by Brynn Tannehill

    Sadly the culture wars and far-right troll politics of the US haven’t stayed within its borders, and we’re seeing very similar anti-democratic activity here.

    Flip The Script by Arusa Qureshi, The End by Katie Goh and The Appendix by Liam Konemann

    The main reason I wanted to be published by 404 Ink is because I love their eclecticism, and I’m very proud to be in such distinguished company. These Inklings – shorter than a book, longer than a longread – are fascinating, fun and thought-provoking.

    Exit Stage Left, by Nick Duerden

    A fascinating look at the lives of ex-pop and rock stars that’s much more interesting than you might expect. How do you find meaning when the most exciting thing you’ll ever do, the one thing you always dreamed of doing, is in the past?

    Good Boy, by Jennifer Finney Boylan

    Jenny Boylan is a hero of mine, and the author of several memoirs about her life as a trans woman. This warm, wise and often very sad book tells the tale through the dogs she’s loved and lost.

    Get Rich or Lie Trying, by Symeon Brown

    A genuinely disturbing insight into the reality of influencer culture, the sharks swimming in it and the people destroyed by it.

    Sandy Hook, by Elizabeth Williamson

    An astonishing piece of journalism about some of the most despicable people in America: not the school shooters, but the conspiracy theorists, hatemongers and grifters who swarmed around this terrible event to push their own demonic agendas.

    The End of Innocence, by Simon Garfield

    A clear-eyed and devastating account of the AIDS crisis in the UK. It’ll make you rage and weep.

    Themes For Great Cities by Graeme Thomson and A Perfect Silence by Ben Wardle

    Sublime writing about sublime music: Thomson on Simple Minds in their imperial phase and Wardle on one of my great musical heroes, the late Mark Hollis of Talk Talk.

    Mayflies by Andrew O’Hagan and This Is Memorial Device by David Keenan

    Beautifully written and observed books that start off about music-obsessed teens and become something much greater. Memorial Device has been out for ages so I know I’m coming very late to it, but I now understand why it has such a cult following. It’s glorious and sometimes uncomfortable reading if like me you were a quite pretentious member of various unsuccessful bands.

    These are just a small selection, because 2022 turned out to be a great year for books. Apologies to anybody I’ve raved about online and haven’t mentioned here.

  • Book people are good people

    Thanks so much to everybody who came along to my book launches this week, to the wonderful people at Argonaut Books in Edinburgh and at Category Is Books in Glasgow, and to my excellent hosts Kirstyn Smith and Louise Blain. Book people really are the best people, and I had the best time on both evenings.

  • “We’re just ordinary people who’d really appreciate decent healthcare and snacks”

    I’m in the new issue of the excellent Books from Scotland magazine, which you can read online for free.

    …we Scots are brilliant at mining comedy from pretty dark seams sometimes, and we’ll tell the most horrendously embarrassing stories to make our friends laugh. I’ve done that all my life, so it was natural to do it in the book too.  

  • Let’s have a party in Glasgow

    I’m absolutely delighted to be doing my Glasgow book launch event in Category Is, one of my favourite places. Tickets are free but very limited so I don’t think they’ll be available for long. The event is on 8 December at 7pm and everything you need to know is at the end of this link.

  • CKAM pre-orders are arriving now

    Pre-orders of Carrie Kills A Man started arriving in readers’ homes this morning, and I received my author copies too. I had a bit of a moment when I opened the box and saw the pristine copies, because of course books are more than just paper and ink.   They’re magical things.

    I’ve had many books published, but not a book like this. It’s a very strange feeling to publish something so personal. Good strange, but strange nevertheless.