When The Onion strikes, it strikes hard.
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
We just made Quentin up, and that’s okay. It doesn’t mean stories like his aren’t potentially happening everywhere, constantly. Good journalism is about finding those stories, even when they don’t exist. It’s about asking the tough questions and ignoring the answers you don’t like, then offering misleading evidence in service of preordained editorial conclusions.