This, by Jared Misner for the NYT, is devastating.
Now that I’m actually married (the legal kind), I can say I love my husband very much. He is pragmatic, kind and handsome.
But he does not pull over for garage sales. He does not smuggle bags of dog costumes and treats out of press events to later give to my dogs and my parents’ dogs. He does not bring friendship bracelet crafts or design-your-own hats to our annual Labor Day trip and does not understand my references to the Beehive.