“I read Steven Seagal’s insane new novel so you don’t have to”

This review had me in tears.

Every piece of dialogue is followed by a sentence that explains the point of what was just said. If [he] had written Harry Potter, it would read, “You’re a wizard, Harry,” said Hagrid, in order to inform Harry that he was a wizard. Wizards were people who could do magic.


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