Easy answers to questions in tabloid headlines

Today’s Daily Mail asks: “What turned this public schoolgirl into Rooney’s £1,200 a night escort?”

£1,200 a night, I’d imagine.

One thought on “Easy answers to questions in tabloid headlines

  1. Squander Two says:

    Also, a public-school education might have given her enough nous to figure out the only sensible way to have a relationship with a footballer. The more pertinent question would be “Just how bad has state education become that girls are leaving school thinking marrying Wayne Rooney isn’t a bad idea?”

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