It’s funny because it’s (nearly) true

The ever-entertaining McSweeney’s has a fake job ad for a journalist, or rather an Entry-Level News Production Specialist:

Flexibility and willingness to work under pressure in a chaotic news environment with ever-changing responsibilities and deadlines a MUST.

Must be available at least 80 hours a week and able to work most weekends and all major holidays.

This is a non-paying internship.