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Toddler disproves the existence of God, evolution

Baby Bigmouth is teething again – the big, sore teeth – and proving that God doesn’t exist: no intelligent designer would have come up with a design where teeth take years to come in, causing great pain. If God existed we’d have big holes in our jaws and our teeth would pop out like flick-knives.

It proves that evolution’s bunk too. The noises an angry, teething toddler makes run counter to the survival of the species. It’s a miracle the human race is still here, it really is.

2 replies on “Toddler disproves the existence of God, evolution”

My five month old daughter has just started with her first teeth. Its like god applying critical updates to your baby and slowing down the o/s of your entire household.

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