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Oh come on, you’re not even trying

Blatant PR crap masquerading as editorial is nothing new, of course, but you’d think the Metro might at least *try* to conceal it. Nope.

Here’s a story about bras.

John Lewis revealed that sales of point bras are up by 33 per cent compared to the same time last year.

The department store has seen a remarkable surge in the sales of the Triumph Doreen White, which is selling a third more than it did the same time last year.

…’Conical bras have 48 technological components to help create that 1950s silhouette. Channel your inner 1950s starlet and get the Jane Russell look with a lightweight cashmere jumper teamed with a pencil skirt and killer heels to get the look,’ she [John Lewis’s bra buyer] added.