29 tech phrases you should be punched in the face for using:
We’re told that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, they’d create the works of Shakespeare – but what would you end up with if you threw a million typewriters at a monkey?
The internet shows us the answer: perfectly good phrases are replaced with rubbish, grown-ups talk like toddlers, and business bullshit is everywhere.
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>>20. Gratuitous LOLs
I actually find this a bit creepy. Makes me think of Tommy Udo giggling away.
Why Tommy Udo?
I can’t be arsed changing the default iphone message. LOL
Because he’s the archetypal giggling maniac?
Er…
Are you?
> t’internet
I usually cut people some slack for that one – but then I do live in Manchester – so the people I’m dealing with often actually do talk like that…
> Are you?
Yes. But I punch myself in the face every time I use them.
To be fair, pretty much any phrase is funny if you punch yourself in the face every time you use it.