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Protect yourself from Facebook Cancer with online porn

If the Daily Mail’s going to print a load of wank about the internet causing cancer, somebody needs to talk about a load of wank fighting cancer. Or something…

you could equally say that MySpace increases your risk of being killed by a vampire because you’d be too busy stalking Lily Allen to spot Dracula going for your neck.

But if we’re going to take this internet cancer stuff seriously, why don’t we look at the other side of the coin? Because it turns out that internet porn can prevent cancer. Hooray!