And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

David sent me a link to this Sun story:

RANDY reveller Emma Modrate repeatedly performed sex acts on her boyfriend in the street in front of dozens of appalled passers-by.

The article includes a photo of 26-year-old Emma, which I won’t repost here because it hurts my eyes.

What killed me wasn’t the photo, though. It was this detail, which added a bit more class to an already classy story.

At one stage a tramp stood behind the couple and chatted to Dougherty while the act was being carried out, Durham Crown Court heard.

7 replies on “And I think to myself, what a wonderful world”

I’m confused. It says “Modrate performed the act three times on her boyfriend Liam Dougherty outside Yates’ pub in Durham.
Is he just young, incredibly virile and blind or are they counting the fact that he managed to fight her off twice in-between as three individual incidents?

thanks gary, needed that

a picture is worth a thousand words and in this case, most not pleasant

but the last paragraph just does it for me “Dougherty, of Thornley, had his case adjourned until February 27 for the preparation of a psychiatric report.”

Wow. I always thought the expression “looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp” was figurative, not a factual description of what someone looks like.

>a picture is worth a thousand words

Although in the face of that picture I’m afraid I could manage about three…

> Kelly Hunt (22) has been slapped with an anti-social behaviour order

Wouldn’t it be great if that was really how they administered ASBOs?

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