And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

David sent me a link to this Sun story:

RANDY reveller Emma Modrate repeatedly performed sex acts on her boyfriend in the street in front of dozens of appalled passers-by.

The article includes a photo of 26-year-old Emma, which I won’t repost here because it hurts my eyes.

What killed me wasn’t the photo, though. It was this detail, which added a bit more class to an already classy story.

At one stage a tramp stood behind the couple and chatted to Dougherty while the act was being carried out, Durham Crown Court heard.