Desktop Monbiot

This revolutionary software uses your computer‘s webcam to detect when you’re feeling happy, or idealistic, or wasting time staring dreamily out of the window while the Earth plunges towards ecopocalypse.

BANG! The vociferous Guardian pundit’s face looms out of your screen DOUSH! He delivers a pin-point demolishing of your most cherished illusions.

More Apple-related tomfoolery from David McCandless.