Your future’s orange

My god, this is brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean rubbish.

The Hirer: If you only watch one shoddy online Apprentice rip-off today…

Fake Bake is at an exciting stage on the cusp of development into Niche Markets worldwide so the job isn’t for the faint hearted. Jim is looking forward to seeing the talent coming through and listening to pitches to see if there really is raw hunger, eager to succeed individuals out there to join us and be a part of this growing global organisation.

According to the Herald:

Where Sir Alan offers the winner of each series £100,000 to work for him for a year, the Fake Bake hiree can expect “a competitive five-figure salary and comprehensive benefits package”.

Ten grand and all the fake tan you can eat?

[Thanks, Heather]