It’s always amusing – and occasionally depressing – to have a look at your website stats to see how people arrived. Here’s some of the search strings that landed people here:
IR camera see through which fabrics
I may be small I may look sweet ringtone
Free zoo porn
Jade Goody
Fucking Japan Giles
Man has 2 dicks
Angelina Parenting
Men shaging wemen
Men who like to be dildoed
Scottish bukkake
Nightshot infrared see through clothes
Roy chubby brown dad fuck off black
Gary tits
On a brighter note, if you’ve ever wondered whether you should post stuff you’ve learnt – such as rants about health things you’ve experienced, or problems you’ve had with specific companies – the answer appears to be “yes, you should”. Blog posts about things I’ve dealt with (travelling with babies, dealing with colic, run-ins with particular companies…) are being read too, often by more people than the ones searching for cameras that can see through clothes or men with two dicks.
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Scottish bukkake? I don’t even want to know…
I think “Gary tits” though. That’s how I got here.
Bastard. You made coffee come out of my nose.
> Scottish bukkake? I don’t even want to know…
God help me, I just thought about what that might entail. An overweight Dundonian horse-frightener with a face like a plasterer’s radio.
/pours bleach in eyes
You should start posting entries on your tits. Go with what the public wants, I reckon.
Can I just say that “moobs” is one of my favourite words? (No, I can’t)
The most popular post on my blog is titled “How to bypass a background check”, so some of the search engine terms put in to find that one are quite interesting. Just today there was “how to fake disclosure scotland”, “how to run my own background check”, and “background + tips not to disclose”. I must be bookmarked in half of Britain’s prisons.
Other terms include “mother daughter naked”, “shithole”, and “mind-numbing bore”.
That last one suggests they were looking for this blog :)
My most popular search terms are all related to Jade Goody unfortunately.
Recently, Jade Goody was diagnosed with cancer. Bad Times.
Over the next two days my blog suddenly gets twice as many visitors seeking nude photos of Britain’s most recent cancer victim. Good times!
Some sort of Freudian slip, above. I should’ve wrote “like”, not “think”.
:)