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“Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!”

Yep, it’s spam time again. This time the text is colour-coded, with the first letter of each line forming the acronym “MEGADIK”. No, really.

M – men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E – enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G – guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A – and now make a real step to this – buy our means for increase of the member
D – do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I – if the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member – he dissembles
K – know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly.

I know I’m far too old to be amused by this, but…

3 replies on ““Do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!””

The (very) few that get through my Gmail spam muncher are like that.

Last one was: “Lady Weep, You Little Penis.”

I kept thinking of an Indian Tribe for some reason…

“Dik” meaning fat in Dutch, and mega meaning exactly the same as it does in English I couldn’t help but giggle. I wouldn’t go with an email that offers me to get mega fat.

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