6 thoughts on “Good flooring means good sex, says flooring company

  1. Gary says:

    Indeed. At least the Daily Star (the only other paper running the story that I can see) was honest, albeit by accident: there’s a big button below the story that says:

    For more ‘news’ click here

  2. Linda says:

    My God, I can remember sitting in a meeting with a big flooring company three or four years ago and saying for a joke they could do a survey on whether people preferred to have it off on a rug, carpet or laminate flooring, everyone smiled…but I didn’t get the PR work!

    There is a news agency that sends me regular emails showing the PR coverage they have got for their clients – in the hope of convincing me as a PR practitioner that I should be signing up for their marvellous ‘media relations’ skills – ie they write a bollocks survey and it gets coverage.

    What I don’t get is why a survey saying people like shagging is good for the flooring business anyway or why a hotel chain telling us fish and chips is the greatest thing about being British matters to the hotel – okay so their name is in the paper but who thinks ‘ooh I see people with a wood floor get more nooky, I’m going to try it.”

    Mutter mutter.

  3. Leo Sho-Silva says:

    Our place has dodgy cream carpet everywhere and I’m hardly getting any…so maybe he’s on to something

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