Good flooring means good sex, says flooring company

Britons with real wood or laminate flooring were found to have much more active sex lives than those with carpet… Roger McLaughlan, chief executive of Floors-2-Go, commissioned the survey.

He said: “The nation’s sex lives are clearly evolving in line with our changing interior tastes. It’s great to see that people who are more diverse with their flooring have more adventurous sex lives!”