Fake Steve Jobs flips out

On people queuing to be first in line for WWDC:

Point is, you’re supposed to be Apple faithful. Our motto is “Think Different.” Not “Stand in line like a bunch of fucking sheep.”

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Management guru: “You are all individuals!”
Room full of business types: [in unison] “We are all individuals!”

Funnily enough, I’m re-reading Torpedo Juice and I’ve just got to the bit with the support group for people susceptible to joining cults.

“They all attended religiously. The organiser was trying to get them to stop coming.”

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