Weird, strange or funny things people have put on their CVs [via Metafilter].
Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end.â€
Weird, strange or funny things people have put on their CVs [via Metafilter].
Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end.â€
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I don’t understand why a few of those are in there. Like
Damn straight. I’d hire them.
And
What’s wrong with that?
I love this one:
Made me think instantly of Coleman.
Heh, you’re right about Coleman.
I liked this one: “I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. My purpose is to wedge myself into someone’s door to absorb as much as possible.â€
These are mine:
Love the sponge and wedge one.
> Candidate’s hobbies included sitting on the levee at
> night watching alligators.
> What’s wrong with that?
They didn’t bullshit enough. They should have said “keen naturalist” ;-)