You know the expression “might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb”? A former police officer seems to be taking it as a motto. Not only has he been charged with sexual assualt on humans, but he’s also been accused of getting oral sex from a cow.
Additional charges have been filed against former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia after allegations surfaced last week that he performed several sexual acts with livestock, specifically cows. Melia, 38, of 126 Cottage Avenue in Moorestown has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after purposely and knowingly tormenting an animal, specifically by having a cow perform fellatio
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I think that website is just trying to milk the story for all it’s worth…
Did the cow have its teeth in? I think we should be told.