Categories Uncategorised Spam slogans that probably won’t take off Post author By Carrie Post date January 19, 2008 4 Comments on Spam slogans that probably won’t take off From a Viagra spam email: “To protrude and serve!” ← Mac users “less modest, and more assured of their own superiority” → Excellent website needs excellent writer/editor 4 replies on “Spam slogans that probably won’t take off” http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k197/thee_alex/wtf.png Having not bothered to open this email I would assume that it is also for ‘v1AgR4’ or similar, something that would have the very probable (and hoped for, if you’ve paid for it) effect of making ones cock harder than a rod of iron for a great length of time. Yet this mail runs with ‘Improbable effect’ in the title…..is my penis going to turn into a car or a wallet or simple fall off if I take this drug? Sadly, we shall never know, as I hit ‘Empty Bulk Mail’ shortly after grabbing this screenshot. My favourite spam of this kind is the one I once got with the subject line: “Do you want to use your penis as a billiard cue?” I mean, no, it isn’t the first use that springs to mind for it… Was that for a drug that improves your aim? >>“Do you want to use your penis as a billiard cue?” I tried to use mine as a badminton racquet and now I’m banned from the Magnum for life. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.