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Spam slogans that probably won’t take off

From a Viagra spam email: “To protrude and serve!”

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Having not bothered to open this email I would assume that it is also for ‘v1AgR4’ or similar, something that would have the very probable (and hoped for, if you’ve paid for it) effect of making ones cock harder than a rod of iron for a great length of time. Yet this mail runs with ‘Improbable effect’ in the title…..is my penis going to turn into a car or a wallet or simple fall off if I take this drug?

Sadly, we shall never know, as I hit ‘Empty Bulk Mail’ shortly after grabbing this screenshot.

My favourite spam of this kind is the one I once got with the subject line:

“Do you want to use your penis as a billiard cue?”

I mean, no, it isn’t the first use that springs to mind for it…

>>“Do you want to use your penis as a billiard cue?”

I tried to use mine as a badminton racquet and now I’m banned from the Magnum for life.

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