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Beware DNA, “athiests” and monkeys

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Various quotes from stupid people on the internet, via MetaFilter (this particular crop are from Christian fundamentalists, but it’s not the religion. It’s the dumbness).

More:

If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

And:

I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed.

I particularly enjoyed “Athiests as a majority” [sic].