Hell in a handcart

Beware DNA, “athiests” and monkeys

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Various quotes from stupid people on the internet, via MetaFilter (this particular crop are from Christian fundamentalists, but it’s not the religion. It’s the dumbness).


If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys


I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed.

I particularly enjoyed “Athiests as a majority” [sic].

4 replies on “Beware DNA, “athiests” and monkeys”

In my work Campfire: “i wish there was recording of all of these so i could just listen to them while i work, they are too funny :(”

I am laughing so hard, but so glad I have yet to meet anyone like this in real life.

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so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn’t fear god’s judgement i would have killed many many times.

“Don’t judge us by the sickness in your soul” – Penn Jilette

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