Recently Megan the dog has been amusing the neighbours by barking at sod all in the early hours, which is particularly hilarious if you’ve just settled the baby after an epic crying fit. But this morning it turns out she’s a doggy Taggart, because there’s been a murdurrr. Some kind of hawk’s killed a pigeon in my garden, and it’s sitting on its prey while utterly ignoring the dog.

Cleaning that up should be fun…