99% of comments on the Evening Times website make me think the entire country is populated by idiots, but this one killed me. It’s a response to the proposal by an SNP councillor to have a “walk of fame” of famous Scots in Glasgow’s George Square. As the ET reports “singers Lulu and Texas frontwoman Sharleen Spiteri could be among those honoured with a thistle, rather than a Tinseltown star” – which has got Johnny Punchclock very excited indeed.

Ooh! Ooh! Fran and Anna! The Krankies! Various people out of River City! Chick Young! Kipper Lynch out of High Living! Kelly Marie!

Heh heh heh.