Is brilliant. Particularly the bit where the baddies attempt to download the contents of every single database in the whole wide world onto a laptop. You fools! You’d need two laptops for that!

It is good, though, in a big dumb fun kind of way. Although as soon as you notice the product placement (Alienware, BMW, Gears of War…) you end up playing the “which product’s going to recur next?” game.

[insert usual rant about “30 mins of ads and trailers before a two hour movie being particularly annoying when you’ve got a slipped disc and can’t sit still for long” here]