I’ve been obsessed with the Mazda Bongo Friendee for ages, because I think it’s the best car name ever – and today I saw one. In real life!

It’s a piece of crap, of course, but it’s got a great name. Although I suspect it won’t help you pull. “Hey, why don’t we take a ride in my… BONGO FRIENDEE!”

You’re sleeping alone, my friend.