Essential advice for romantics sending flowers

Before you hand over cash to the florist, it’s a good idea to have the following bits of information:

* The full name of the person you’re sending ’em to

* The correct address of the person you’re sending ’em to

Someone has clearly forgotten to do both of those things. Either that, or I drank more than I remember at the weekend, pulled a bloke and told him my name was Claire.