Now that’s what I call an opening paragraph

From the Daily Mail:

A female teacher at a church high school is being investigated over complaints that she operates erotic vampire websites.

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Comments ain’t bad either:

It is clear that she has managed to maintain her professionalism and standing over the past three years of teaching in this school and has not invited any child to become a vampire.

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