Now that’s what I call an opening paragraph

From the Daily Mail:

A female teacher at a church high school is being investigated over complaints that she operates erotic vampire websites.





0 responses to “Now that’s what I call an opening paragraph”

  1. Gary

    Comments ain’t bad either:

    It is clear that she has managed to maintain her professionalism and standing over the past three years of teaching in this school and has not invited any child to become a vampire.