Too old, too ugly, too far away

Bah. From the Girls Aloud mailing list (of course I’m on it):

Want to take part in the next Comic Relief view with Girls Aloud and Sugababes? We are looking for guys and girls of every ethnicity to take part in a Girls Aloud vs. Sugababes music video! You need to be over 16 – with either a ‘Rock’ or ‘R&B’ style. We are filming on Tuesday 19th December at a London location…”

Insert your own “I know the kind of Girls Aloud vs. Sugababes video Gary would like to appear in” joke here… giggling aside, though, this has the potential to be either utterly appalling or the greatest pop moment in the history of the world, ever. I suspect it’ll be the former.