Before you tell the boss to shove his job up his arse, make sure you’ve really won the lottery

Heh heh heh. Another story via Fark:

JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job — after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard.Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune.

He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin.

You can guess the rest…