South Park’s superb scientology statement

Ronnie Tommy from This Place Is Dead quotes South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who have responded to the shelving of the (very funny) Scientology episode:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!