South Park’s superb scientology statement

Ronnie Tommy from This Place Is Dead quotes South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who have responded to the shelving of the (very funny) Scientology episode:

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

11 replies on “South Park’s superb scientology statement”

Hey Gary, I share my site with my friend Tommy and it was he wot wrote that piece (just in case he takes the huff).

You can tell who wrote what under each title (mine are usually the dry, dull posts).


Maybe I should take my name off the South Park / Scientology post. You know…in case they start hunting *everyone* down that has a bad word for them…

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