I blew up a mouse yesterday

Not a real one – a black and decker one. I’m convinced electrical appliances have rudimentary intelligence: they know when the warranty’s up, and when it isn’t. Because of this raw cunning they can suppress their explosive instincts until ten seconds after their first anniversary, at which point they commit suicide in spectacular fashion and attempt to remove your face.

I may be reading too much into this.

2 thoughts on “I blew up a mouse yesterday

  1. Gary says:

    I have a Bosch electric screwdriver. It has a light immediately above the screwy bit (technical term, that) so you can do DIY in the dark!

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