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I blew up a mouse yesterday

Not a real one – a black and decker one. I’m convinced electrical appliances have rudimentary intelligence: they know when the warranty’s up, and when it isn’t. Because of this raw cunning they can suppress their explosive instincts until ten seconds after their first anniversary, at which point they commit suicide in spectacular fashion and attempt to remove your face.

I may be reading too much into this.