Carrie Marshall: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Carrie Marshall is a writer, journalist, broadcaster, songwriter and parent.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman with glue

November 3, 2005

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.

[Via Fark]

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Three to five days, my arse

Recycle, recycle, recycle

About Me

My name’s Carrie, and I live in Glasgow. I’m a freelance journalist, columnist, author, copywriter, scriptwriter and broadcaster, and I write features, news stories and tutorials about technology, the Internet and pop culture for lots of magazines and websites as well as crafting compelling copy for small businesses and multinational corporations alike.

I make music in a band called HAVR. Our music’s here, on Soundcloud.

I have written thirteen books so far – four about writing, three about technology, five about making music and one novel – and I co-wrote seven more computer and music titles and a radio documentary series. My most recent projects (mid-2018) include a secret ghostwriting project and four books about effective writing.

If you want to contact me for work stuff, please read this page before you email. Thanks. And if you want to send me money for no reason or because you think my blog is brilliant, you can do that here.

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