Hell hath no fury like a woman with glue

Post author By Gary
Post date November 3, 2005

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.

[Via Fark]

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