Punning headline about smoke and ire

Scotland’s Parliament decides on whether or not to ban smoking today, and if they vote in favour of the ban – which they will – it’ll come into force next Spring. This morning’s news programme on BBC Radio Scotland reminded me of why I’m in favour of the ban and contemptuous of the people behind it: having listened to the health minister’s views (at one point he dismissed all criticisms, evidence etc with an exasperated “THIS IS ABOUT PUBLIC HEALTH!”) I’d really like to hold him down and shove 100 lit cigarettes up his arse.

I bet he’s in favour of ID cards too, the cock.