If life gives you lemons

As Jack Handey puts it: “If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).”

I’m not my usual cheery self today after yet another night of insufficient sleep followed by the morning ritual of painkillers and swearing. However, Mr Sun has the answer:

Are you unhappy? Of course you are. Look at you. You’re a mess. What’s there to be happy about? So, let’s assume you are miserable. I have something that never fails to make me happy and it’ s only a mouse click away. I keep a shortcut to it on my desktop, and whenever I need to be happy, I just click it. I am giving it to you crazy cats as a gift…

His gift is here – and it works!

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