The future’s bright. The future’s orange

Humour comes from unexpected places, such as Glasgow’s bowler-hatted, sash wearing community. According to The Evening Times:

TOURISTS flock to Glasgow to watch Orange walks that cause no more trouble than the average football match, says the Grand Orange Lodge… the parades helped ease sectarian tensions.

…The [Orange Order] official also said: “The council must be careful not to create a situation where the prejudice and animosities of militant minorities are pandered to.”