How to deal with telemarketers

This is beautiful.

Salesman: Good evening, can I speak to the person who looks after your telephone bills please? I’d like to tell you how we can save you money on what you’re paying now.

Malarkey: I’m sorry, we haven’t got any telephones.

Salesman: What do you mean you’ve got no phones, I’m calling you now aren’t I?

Malarkey: Yes I know, clever isn’t it? We use tin-cans joined together with string. It’s not perfect but we pay nothing for our calls. (Makes string twanging noise) (Twang!)

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[five minutes later]

I’m in pain after reading How to deal with kitchen salesmen from the same blog.