Over at Fafblog, Giblets has posted his inauguration speech:

Can you doubt the freedom-spreadery of Giblets? Giblets has decreed Iraq to be free and now it is! Oh sure, not in the petty “liberal democracy with equal protection under the law” sense. But in the “infested with terrorists” sense it’s as free as they come!

…Freedom is like a woman, or a well-aged cheese, or a monkey.