I was having a bad day on Saturday so I went to the pub to cheer myself up. It wasn’t entirely successful.
First, a young woman who’d been standing next to me at the bar heard me speak, turned, and stared at me with open disgust.
A few minutes later a drunk thirtysomething man put his arm around me and demanded I talk to him.
That’s one of the great things about being trans. Why have your evenings ruined by people of just one gender when you can be made miserable by two?
As Cartman from South Park put it: