Me, in PC Plus, writing about building PCs:
As I blundered around the kitchen, wailing, bumping into things, shooting jets of bright red blood all over the cupboards and shouting “WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLOODY PLASTERS?” it’s safe to say that my wife wasn’t thinking “Ooh! Now that’s sexy!”
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Was she busy checking for valid life assurance payout if she bludgeoned you to death on account of mucking up the cupboards with all your blood?
I don’t have any life insurance. I win! :)