Have you seen the BMW-designed Mesh PC? It mings.

And then there are the Ferraris – the Acer Ferraris, that is. “Technology and innovation are driving forces behind man’s greatest achievements,” the blurb says.

“They are the foundations of past victories and the essences of future successes,” it continues. “Look, we’ve made a red laptop with a picture of a horse on it!” it really ought to add.