Who should you sneer at online?

It’s all very confusing: one of my recent .net columns is up on Techradar:

Print out this cut-out-and keep guide, pin it to your monitor and you’ll always know exactly who to look down on…

If you’re on Bebo, you’re 14. If you’re on MySpace, you’re not in a band and you’re not an imbecile, you’re pretending to be 14 and you’ll soon be on the front of the local paper.

One of the sites I slagged was Asmallworld, the exclusive social network for the filthy rich. I was amused when, just after this column hit print, a designer posted it on Asmallworld and the responses proved me right.