Sherlock Holmes would be proud.

• Apple is having a UK press event on 18 Sept.
• Everyone knows the UK is getting an iPhone announcement in Sept.
• The invite says “Mum is no longer the word” – ie, it’s about talking.
• It’s a UK-only event so it’s a UK-only product.

What could Apple possibly be announcing? Yes! Beatles on iTunes!

*bangs head off desk*

I really need to stop reading the comments sections of tech blogs.

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Incidentally, when the Beatles finally do turn up on iTunes… so what? Who cares?