Fancy making an audiobook to sell on iTunes? Here’s what you will need.

• A script
• A microphone
• A filing cabinet
• A chair
• Two buckets (ideally metal ones)
• A sound editing program

And here’s how to do it:

• Plug the microphone into your sound editing program.
• Move the filing cabinet to the farthest corner of the room.
• Put the microphone on top of the filing cabinet.
• Put one of the buckets on top of the microphone.
• Move the chair to the corner diagonally opposite the filing cabinet.
• Put the second bucket on your head.
• Read the script very quietly.
• Save the file in the lowest possible sound quality.
• Profit!