Speed kills perfect pop (and medleys make it worse)

Sugababes silhouetted

Here’s a wee mental experiment for you: think of the main riff from Saturday Night Fever. It’s a fantastic, swaggering, loping thing, isn’t it? Now, slow it down in your head. Not much – just a little bit. Hear how it drags?

Okay. Take it back up again and the swagger should be restored. Now, speed it up – again, not much, just a little bit. It doesn’t work, does it?

Tempo is crucial to (some) music. Slow a superb dance track down by a couple of beats per minute and it loses its thrust; take a sad song, speed it up slightly and it becomes as emotional as karaoke. It’s something that used to do my head in when I played in a band, because occasionally we’d do a song just a little bit too slow and if we didn’t stop and start again, it’d be like wading through mud. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

There’s a point to this, honest. I went to see Sugababes last night and while they were in fine voice and their backing band wasn’t too annoyingly muso, their best stuff didn’t quite work. The fast songs were a little too slow – so Red Dress dragged when it should strut – and the slow songs were a little too fast, so Too Lost In You felt hurried rather than harried. And then to make things worse they did Easy – easily my favourite Sugababes song – and let the backing band bludgeon it to death, before inserting an ill-advised blast of Nelly Furtado’s Maneater mid-song. Gaaaaaah.

I’d still rather see Sugababes live than 99% of rock bands, mind you.





0 responses to “Speed kills perfect pop (and medleys make it worse)”

  1. mupwangle

    You do realise that taking an *unborn* child to a Sugababes concert doesn’t make you look any less out of place. ;-)

  2. So they have a shitty band. I still dig their voices though. And their asses.

  3. It could be that their singles are slightly speeded up after they’ve been recorded. This often adds a superficial sense of excitement to a track and these days you can do it without changing the pitch.

  4. Gary

    Oh, good point sir. I hadn’t thought of that.

  5. mupwangle

    It doesn’t explain why the slow songs were too fast though.

  6. mupwangle

    Unless, of course, the sugababes are incapable of doing more than one speed so once recorded the speed is changed to suit. They wouldn’t know if it was a ballad or powerpop till later.