Not a news story; a spam subject line. I know it’s a transparent attempt to get through spam filters (and it doesn’t work, because I have SUPER SPAMSIEVE POWER!) but over the last few days there have been lots of these, with a distinct emphasis on violent killings. I suspect that says something rather depressing about human nature.
Mind you, I’m still getting surreal ones too: “Sea lion misses water, ends up on dairy farm – video”, anyone? And of course there are still plenty of messages telling me that I have a small penis, only some of which were written by Mrs Bigmouth.