I’m quite impressed by BT’s Total Broadband service, which gives you 8MB broadband, a wi-fi phone, 250 minutes per month of BT OpenZone Wi-Fi access and if you go for the most expensive option at £22.99 per month, the Fusion service that turns your mobile into a landline when you’re at home. I nearly ordered it, before spotting the bandwidth limit: the most expensive offering gives you just 40GB per month – fine for your average home punter, but not for your humble demo-downloading, ISO-burning, huge zip file-chucking technology hack. Boo.